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  2. neatvibes:

    most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  3. davebowie:

    420goku:

    davebowie:

    stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

    your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

    i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.

    (via eleganceinviolet)

     
  4. (Source: astralhaze, via moonkitt3n)

     

  5. snapchatting:

    there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

    (via hotboyproblems)

     
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  8. Anonymous said: I can't believe someone who's seemingly intelligent would post the nonsense you do. Spells, really? Gods? I give you credit on being wellread but None of that shit is real yo

    natural-magics:

    your inability to respect other people’s beliefs isn’t my problem. you’re less real to me than gods and spells are to you, anon, so your opinion doesn’t mean shit here. 

     
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  10. iambethanerdy:

    As a white person, I apologize.

    For nothing because no one should ever have to apologize for the genetically chosen color of their fucking skin.

    (via generalanesthetiics)

     
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  13. "it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca"
    — my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

    (Source: pemsylvania, via fake-mermaid)

     

  14. gif:

    condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  15. sexybritishllama:

    WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING

    (via fake-mermaid)